Alison, 22, college student. This blog contains Muse, Marvel, Hannibal, and other obsessions.








420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that









angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works









trippiest:

What a beautiful day to not be in high school









Andy Samberg and Lena Headey on stage at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards (x)









bendydicks:

I am very serious about everything and I am holding puppies









If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

















Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster









intensional:

this child is just like me when i get tickled 









class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.